Rant
So I guess it’s impossible to have my cake and eat it too. So this girl gives me her number, she seemed to have a great personality and digs graphic design—I’m married—but it’s still nice to make a friend.
So my wife and I grab a drink with her and she comes back to our place, and she’s hitting on both of us; a threesome looks very plausible! So what’s the problem, you ask. All this chick talked about the entire three hours we hung out, was sex. Even when we tried to talk about other shit, she brought it back to sex.
I swear to god, aren’t there any fucking balanced people who can fuck for fun and still have a goddamn personality! Fuck! Either people suck entirely or they’re nymphomaniacs. I can’t even hit on her when she comes up to the counter at work, I want to tell her to see a therapist! I’m a guy and I don’t even think about sex that often.